Post by The Joker on Jul 20, 2015 5:07:05 GMT
The where abouts of the man known as Joker this past while after escaping Arkham Asylum have been relatively unknown minus the smile painted on the side of the Gazette building, and of course the robbery with the chatter teeth and that same smile. There were of course other petty crimes, but nothing serious. Just enough to keep the citizens of gotham on their toes. But there was no actual sign that this is where the Joker was at. There was no telling if it was The Joker or if it was some henchmen or maybe it was just a couple of punk kids just trying to scare people into thinking the Joker was running around. Maybe he died? Maybe he's off in Mexico enjoying the señorita's. Do you think that's a possibility? If so you shouldn't because the Joker is definitely alive and well. He's around but he will make his move and make his presence known when he sees fit. Although because of the trouble he did cause those years ago, people were always worried about where he might be, or where he might end up.. or when he might end up. It was all one big giant mystery, but the biggest, latest news that had people scared was that very very odd electrical storm that caused a brief blackout in Gotham City just a few days ago. It scared people because most of them had never seen anything like it, and because of those people (and the ignorance of the GCPD), they said The Joker did it. They said it was his warning signal, to begin another terrorist attack on Gotham City. Joker wasn't a terrorist, he was just a misunderstood man. He only ever wanted to share his story with people but they looked at him like a freak, so he treated others how they saw him. Joker was an innocent man.
HAHAHAHAHA.
He would never be innocent. He embraced his deformity but it was almost time that the Joker began to make his appearance known once again because the heroes were growing. They were growing rapidly and it was making him sick to his stomach. A guy in a red suit that ran really fast? Pathetic. Put a stick in his spokes and he'd fall just like anybody else. Put a bullet through his chest, and he'd die just like any other man. He was just a little bit faster but all that meant was you had to think a little bit faster. The guy in the cape that flies around? He may be a little bit stronger than the rest, and maybe he can fly but find that weakness and he's just like any other man who would fall. The Bat is dead. This was a PARTY for The Joker! He told the bat the two were destined to do this forever but it seemed The Bat just couldn't take it anymore. He couldn't live without the Joker so he did himself in. Poor little bats. There was a man in a green hood that shot people with arrows. He used to kill people and then decided that was wrong. A punk and a coward; that's all he was. The super suit guy? Yes, Joker even knows about him... he's just a rich guy with a suit. A normal man. Use an EMP and his suit fails and he's just a normal - man. AND THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING! These 'super humans' or 'meta humans' or ordinary men that thought they could make a difference in the bat's death were all fools. Joker too was a "normal man" but he didn't let normal things stop him. That is why he was different. But THIS! THIS IS A CELEBRATION! The Joker was a little behind because he was "enjoying" arkham in isolation and was kept there when everybody else was moved to Blackgate, thanks to Gordon. But when he got the news it was time for a celebration
We find ourselves in an abandoned warehouse that The Joker has turned into his current headquarters. Green and Purple balloons are lit up, there's beer and champagne, thugs are having a good time with some music playing but one of them cuts the music off immediately as the door swings open and a shadow stands there for a moment staring at them. The thugs didn't know how to act, until the voice finally spoke out.
Joker: "MY LOYAL HENCHMEN! TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO CELEBRATE! Hahahaha. TONIGHT we celebrate the DEATH of THE BAT! Ding - dong, the bat is dead... ding - dong the wicked bat... is dead..."
Stepping into the light it was the infamous escape artist himself, The Joker. He spoke the lyrics in his dark, eerie and ominous tone. A large round of applause from his subjects as he circled his forearm a bit before putting it over his gut and gave a bow. Joker began to step forward and some of the henchmen closed the door behind him as he walked through the crowd of henchmen and took his spot upon his throne with vigor and character. His jacket waved as he spun around to sit and his crossed one leg over the other with his big smile from ear to ear.
Joker: "TONIGHT! TONIGHT we enjoy! We look to the skies and we rejoice that The Bat just couldn't live without me! And NOW the city will be MINE! There will be no more "vigilante" to stop me! You see, men like the Falcone organization, men like Roman Sionis that lead themselves to the public eye as a good man but share a deep dark secret and believe this town belongs to them... they are just mere puppets! They are puppets playing to a bigger scheme. They are puppets playing into my scheme. Gotham has always belonged to me, but Gordon only put a bump in the road that put a little pause-- on my plans. But it was only a little bump because Gordon just wasn't good enough."
There was an emphasis on the 'F' of enough, that the Joker spoke. He raised his chin a little bit and licked his lips.
Joker: "And SOON GCPD will pay for the time that they took away from me because my time is valuable. Every second of my time means a little something to me and Gordon wasted nearly a YEAR of my time and that is unforgivable. Tonight we celebrate the death of Gotham City's only true protector and then... THEN we take Gotham by storm. The Gotham Crime organization won't have a clue what hit them but they'll know that they answer to The Joker now. I've been anxiously awaiting for this day and I can't WAIT to give Gotham.. hahahaheehehe... a taste... of reality. The gloomy days are over, my friends! Because it can't rain all the time and the sun is about to shine with a giiiannt happy face! Now! Play some music and let's get this celebration started!"
The men yell and cheer and one hit's 'play' on the stereo. 'Holla Back Girl' starts to play and Joker just twists his head, muttering to himself 'No, no, no... all... wrong.' He stands up, but the henchmen weren't noticing as they were having a good time with their drinks. That was until The Joker pulled a gun from his jacket and in one fell swoop...
HAHAHAHAHA.
He would never be innocent. He embraced his deformity but it was almost time that the Joker began to make his appearance known once again because the heroes were growing. They were growing rapidly and it was making him sick to his stomach. A guy in a red suit that ran really fast? Pathetic. Put a stick in his spokes and he'd fall just like anybody else. Put a bullet through his chest, and he'd die just like any other man. He was just a little bit faster but all that meant was you had to think a little bit faster. The guy in the cape that flies around? He may be a little bit stronger than the rest, and maybe he can fly but find that weakness and he's just like any other man who would fall. The Bat is dead. This was a PARTY for The Joker! He told the bat the two were destined to do this forever but it seemed The Bat just couldn't take it anymore. He couldn't live without the Joker so he did himself in. Poor little bats. There was a man in a green hood that shot people with arrows. He used to kill people and then decided that was wrong. A punk and a coward; that's all he was. The super suit guy? Yes, Joker even knows about him... he's just a rich guy with a suit. A normal man. Use an EMP and his suit fails and he's just a normal - man. AND THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING! These 'super humans' or 'meta humans' or ordinary men that thought they could make a difference in the bat's death were all fools. Joker too was a "normal man" but he didn't let normal things stop him. That is why he was different. But THIS! THIS IS A CELEBRATION! The Joker was a little behind because he was "enjoying" arkham in isolation and was kept there when everybody else was moved to Blackgate, thanks to Gordon. But when he got the news it was time for a celebration
We find ourselves in an abandoned warehouse that The Joker has turned into his current headquarters. Green and Purple balloons are lit up, there's beer and champagne, thugs are having a good time with some music playing but one of them cuts the music off immediately as the door swings open and a shadow stands there for a moment staring at them. The thugs didn't know how to act, until the voice finally spoke out.
Joker: "MY LOYAL HENCHMEN! TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO CELEBRATE! Hahahaha. TONIGHT we celebrate the DEATH of THE BAT! Ding - dong, the bat is dead... ding - dong the wicked bat... is dead..."
Stepping into the light it was the infamous escape artist himself, The Joker. He spoke the lyrics in his dark, eerie and ominous tone. A large round of applause from his subjects as he circled his forearm a bit before putting it over his gut and gave a bow. Joker began to step forward and some of the henchmen closed the door behind him as he walked through the crowd of henchmen and took his spot upon his throne with vigor and character. His jacket waved as he spun around to sit and his crossed one leg over the other with his big smile from ear to ear.
Joker: "TONIGHT! TONIGHT we enjoy! We look to the skies and we rejoice that The Bat just couldn't live without me! And NOW the city will be MINE! There will be no more "vigilante" to stop me! You see, men like the Falcone organization, men like Roman Sionis that lead themselves to the public eye as a good man but share a deep dark secret and believe this town belongs to them... they are just mere puppets! They are puppets playing to a bigger scheme. They are puppets playing into my scheme. Gotham has always belonged to me, but Gordon only put a bump in the road that put a little pause-- on my plans. But it was only a little bump because Gordon just wasn't good enough."
There was an emphasis on the 'F' of enough, that the Joker spoke. He raised his chin a little bit and licked his lips.
Joker: "And SOON GCPD will pay for the time that they took away from me because my time is valuable. Every second of my time means a little something to me and Gordon wasted nearly a YEAR of my time and that is unforgivable. Tonight we celebrate the death of Gotham City's only true protector and then... THEN we take Gotham by storm. The Gotham Crime organization won't have a clue what hit them but they'll know that they answer to The Joker now. I've been anxiously awaiting for this day and I can't WAIT to give Gotham.. hahahaheehehe... a taste... of reality. The gloomy days are over, my friends! Because it can't rain all the time and the sun is about to shine with a giiiannt happy face! Now! Play some music and let's get this celebration started!"
The men yell and cheer and one hit's 'play' on the stereo. 'Holla Back Girl' starts to play and Joker just twists his head, muttering to himself 'No, no, no... all... wrong.' He stands up, but the henchmen weren't noticing as they were having a good time with their drinks. That was until The Joker pulled a gun from his jacket and in one fell swoop...
>BANG!<
The man fell. All it took was one good shot to the head and he was down. That was the typical Joker. He didn't care about the lives of others that upset him. That henchman playing Gwen Stefani upset the Joker so he killed him. Nothing to over complicate. All of the attention was focused at the Joker now, who had his gun raised in the air and spoke louder to "PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!" The message was quickly complied with and the music changed.
Joker sits calmly, enjoying himself as he anxiously awaits for the next day to come. The song is barely begun when a loud burst of thunder is randomly heard as it wasn't storming or near it when The Joker arrived. A surge blows through the sky and ends up knocking out the power. The lights go out, the music goes out. It's completely dark and only bits of light from lightning may be seen through the upper windows as it's flash shines in, but just as quickly as it arrived it was gone.. it was gone in a flash. It definitely took it about five minutes of the men muttering before the Joker yelled out.
"ENOUGH!"
And the attention was turned back to him.
Joker: "Now instead of everybody talking about what just happened.. how about somebody figures it out and tells me. Because the next person that I hear talking without an explanation is going to suffer the same fate as your companion over there. Now..."
Another few moments and the power came back. Then just a few moments to follow that, the door was swung open, another minion from the streets came running in, yelling out "Mister Joker! Mister Joker!" and he stopped near the Joker, out of breath.
Joker: "I certainly hope that you have an explanation."
"Ye-- yeah. It was a city wide black out! Some freak lightning came down and the entire city just went black! The coppers are trynna say that you caused it! Some kind of terrorist attack!"
"ENOUGH!"
And the attention was turned back to him.
Joker: "Now instead of everybody talking about what just happened.. how about somebody figures it out and tells me. Because the next person that I hear talking without an explanation is going to suffer the same fate as your companion over there. Now..."
Another few moments and the power came back. Then just a few moments to follow that, the door was swung open, another minion from the streets came running in, yelling out "Mister Joker! Mister Joker!" and he stopped near the Joker, out of breath.
Joker: "I certainly hope that you have an explanation."
"Ye-- yeah. It was a city wide black out! Some freak lightning came down and the entire city just went black! The coppers are trynna say that you caused it! Some kind of terrorist attack!"
>BANG!<
Another shot from the gun and the man fell over.
Joker: "He was breathing on me too heavy. I don't like it when people breathe on me. So Gotham City thinks that I did this, do they? Now while I may not be the most enthusiastic because I didn't do it.. my name already seems to have them in fear. Gotham City is vulnerable. We start with the crime syndicate. I think it's time we pay my dear friend Mister Gambol a visit. Maybe now he'll have a smile on his face, hahahaheheoehohaha. Now... somebody turn the music back on before you have to drag two more bodies out of here. And... dump them in a creek or something. They're ruining the party."
"Yes sir!" is yelled out by a few men as they grab the two dead men and take them out to the creek out back. The creek would run right to Gotham lake. Yes, it did run right behind the hideout, not that Joker was too concerned about being found because Gordon couldn't keep him locked away anyway... but it would run all the way to Metropolis. No telling where they'd have come from. But it would be a nice present for Gordon in the morning. With the dead bodies, a card was stuck into their pockets... a joker. Soon, Gotham would burn.
Joker: "He was breathing on me too heavy. I don't like it when people breathe on me. So Gotham City thinks that I did this, do they? Now while I may not be the most enthusiastic because I didn't do it.. my name already seems to have them in fear. Gotham City is vulnerable. We start with the crime syndicate. I think it's time we pay my dear friend Mister Gambol a visit. Maybe now he'll have a smile on his face, hahahaheheoehohaha. Now... somebody turn the music back on before you have to drag two more bodies out of here. And... dump them in a creek or something. They're ruining the party."
"Yes sir!" is yelled out by a few men as they grab the two dead men and take them out to the creek out back. The creek would run right to Gotham lake. Yes, it did run right behind the hideout, not that Joker was too concerned about being found because Gordon couldn't keep him locked away anyway... but it would run all the way to Metropolis. No telling where they'd have come from. But it would be a nice present for Gordon in the morning. With the dead bodies, a card was stuck into their pockets... a joker. Soon, Gotham would burn.
