Post by The Joker on Aug 10, 2015 4:08:53 GMT
I had been laying low to a degree, sending messages here and there that of course, they pretended to not notice to not cause an uproar but it was time to quit playing games and to let Gotham know that I was around and that I would be making a much bigger statement very soon. However I reached out to my new friend who was doing his own justice for Gotham... an no it's not Red Hood... but Anarky. Anarky had the means to electronically terrorize the people. He was one of the greatest cyber terrorists of all time and I knew that I could use his skills. I knew I could use his skills to put Gotham on notice. I wasn't always a man of plans... I never could just follow a plan detail for detail but I had a roundabout idea of what I wanted to happen... that way if things didn't work out the way I wanted them too, then there was always room for improvisation. I also hated plans. Anarky had everything set up... and it was strange how well the two of us got along. We both had a distinct hatred for The Bat. Anarky qued me up and on every monitor in Gotham.
"Ladies and Gentlemen of Gotham City... in case you weren't aware of who I am which deeply-- deeply offends me... you can call me The Jokerrrr. I'm sure that you're all probably wondering where I am and how I'm doing this.. but I guess that's for me to know and your beloved Gotham City Police Department to find out; isn't that right Jiiimmboo. See... there's no need to be afraid of the boogeyman because the boogeyman doesn't exist. I am merely a man that's just slightly ahead of the curve. And there's just something in your eyes when you scream in terror that just brings a smile to my face! It brings me happiness to know that you rely on your precious Bat but yet ever since Bruce Wayne said he was still alive... he's yet to be seen. But maybe... maybe that needs to change. Maybe the Bat needs to come flying out of his cave and join the rest of the living. See-- Gotham is in need of some shaking up. We've got all kinds of new heroes in the world... but not even Superman or The Flash can stop this... Anarky. But don't you fear, Gotham! The Joker isn't going to bite... not yet. But consider this... a warning."
I left a pause as my crooked smile came across my face from ear to ear. Things were finally going to be picking up really fast, really soon and Gotham wasn't going to be expecting any of it. It would just be our little secret.
"I'm alive and quite well, as you can see and all that means is that somewhere... sometime... in the very near future... The Bat is getting a message loud and clear. We're going to play a little bit of duck... duck... goose. The Bat is the goose and around and around we run! We'll see if he's fast enough to catch me. See you soon... bats. HEHEHEHAHAHA."
I left a pause as my crooked smile came across my face from ear to ear. Things were finally going to be picking up really fast, really soon and Gotham wasn't going to be expecting any of it. It would just be our little secret.
"I'm alive and quite well, as you can see and all that means is that somewhere... sometime... in the very near future... The Bat is getting a message loud and clear. We're going to play a little bit of duck... duck... goose. The Bat is the goose and around and around we run! We'll see if he's fast enough to catch me. See you soon... bats. HEHEHEHAHAHA."
>STATIC<
The static was followed by an Anarchy symbol and naturally, the people of Gotham began to freak out. Now they knew I was alive and well. They knew for sure that I had gotten out of Arkham and was on the loose. But I wasn't really THAT BAD was I? I mean sure.. maybe I drove Dent to being a little crazy and maybe I killed his love and MAYBE I blew up a hospital... but it's just out of love. It's time to draw the Bat out with a nice "I'm Back" gift.
