Have you?

I remember the very first time that I touched somebody else's flesh. It was so warm, very tender and it brought a lot of sensation throughout my body. You see, I knew that I could work with it -- that I could create something that nobody else could and that was because I have a vision that is far bigger then what anybody else would ever recognize.

Sure, they will all call me crazy but that's only because they don't appreciate the beauty like I do. Do you understand how many people would be willing to give up everything for eternal life? Do you understand how many women wish they were beautiful? The answer is the same believe it or not, and those very people are willing to sacrifice everything and I am the only man that can give it to them.

I knew since I was little that I was special, that I was smarter than the other kids and I also knew that I was very gifted with my hands. When other kids were sitting down for Saturday morning cartoons? Not me, oh no, I was out in the garage with my father building things; crafting a life of my own and that was something that my parents appreciated but something that my friends never understood.

It's a crazy world out there, and if you can create a life of your own? Not only are you better than God but you have already surpassed him in every single way. Go ahead and say that I'm crazy, doubt my abilities and keep telling me that I'm not what I say that I am but I promise you one thing -- when you see my show? You will never doubt what I have to say ever again!

Lights, camera, action!